tealrallythong:

lincey:

some of the pixar look-a-likes

i can’t even, Timmy and Fillmore 

the tim one is inevitable

also it’s fitting since that’s his dream car

porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

billcosplay:
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

tyleroakley:

me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*

chanandlerb0ng:

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

kristenbrink:

awveezyfosheeeeezy:

oh my dear fucking gawd. Who made this? May the Lord above bless your very heart and soul for making this. 

oh . my. god.

davidisbeyonce:

13 going on 30 (pounds of chocolate)

sfgiantsgirl19:

Crawbaby wearing daddy’s hat! So adorable

sfgiantsgirl19:

Crawbaby wearing daddy’s hat! So adorable

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

mrkrbnsn:

I nominate this for best tweet of all time 
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mrkrbnsn:

I nominate this for best tweet of all time

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